I know we’re ignoring it, but...

From Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution of the United States (remember that?):

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

Doesn’t that make this guy ineligible?

Maybe a strict constructionist judge could explain it to me.

Just sayin’.