Douchebag of the Week

I know it’s only Thursday, but I think we have a “winner.”

Douglas Henry, D-Memphis, Tenn.

“Rape, ladies and gentlemen, is not today what rape was. Rape, when I was learning these things, was the violation of a chaste woman, against her will, by some party not her spouse. Today it’s simply, ‘Let’s don’t go forward with this act.’ ”

Even though this happened last week, I felt it would be unjust not to recognize Henry’s extraordinary effort.