Your starting five: Team rape (cue the music)
At guard, from Missouri, U.S. Rep. and senate candidate Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin!
At the other guard, Indiana state treasurer and state senate candidate Richard "God Intended Rape to Happen" Moooour-dock!
At forward, from Iowa, U.S. Rep. Steve "Statutory Rape" King!
At forward, from Pennsylvania, senate candidate Tom "Rape = Out-of-wedlock Pregnancy" Smith!
And at center, from Wisconsin, state Rep. Roger "Rape so Easy" Rivard!
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UPDATE: It wasn't a good night for Team Douchebag last night, as Akin, Mourdock, Smith and Rivard all lost their election bids. Of course, that means it was a good night for the people of the United States of America. Maybe now we can all start treating women like, you know, people.