A fool and his money

There's being a fan, then there's this unsettling auction.

Lot 1542. Boston Red Sox Fenway Park Home Dugout Toilet

A symbol of all their waste-d opportunity and flushed dreams, this next porcelain piece was installed prior to the '86 season, which will forever be synonymous with the name Buckner, and removed shortly before the Sox won the Title in 2004. Times weren't all bad though, this toilet did have the chance to catch for Roger
Clemens, and was up close and very personal with the likes of Boggs, Ramirez,
Damon, Dawson, and Pedro. Inside can be found a date of "1986", and the fixture
measures 20"H x 26"L., overall EX+-EX-MT. Comes directly from the ballpark.

That makes this seem almost reasonable.

Almost.