As if the Philly Inky edit page

weren't bad enough with Rick Santorum, the paper hires John Yoo to write a monthly column. Yoo, of course, is famous for his previous work, which attempted to manufacture a legal justification for torture.

Now, instead of "enemy combatants" or just people ensnared in the post-9/11 round-up for the flimsiest of reasons, Yoo will be torturing Inky readers.