Cheney flip flopped on Iraq because ...

Ready for the stupidest explanation in history? A Cheney spokesperson, on Five Deferment Dick’s 1994 comments that invading Iraq would lead to a “quagmire” and his subsequent flip flop:

CBS 5 contacted the Vice President's press office Wednesday, where a spokesperson reacted to the video by saying: “He was not Vice President at the time, it was after he was Secretary of Defense. I don’t have any comment.”

Oh, now it makes perfect sense. Perception of reality depends on your job title.

If only Cheney were never named vice president.