How long did you go to J school to get that assignment?

It's not like there's a war on or the government is eavesdropping on phone calls and examining bank records or the world's population is facing a crisis of warming temperatures or there's a healthcare crisis in this country or genocide in Darfur or anything.

The much-anticipated first kiss between husband and wife Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman was "above average," according to the man who married them in Sydney, Australia, on Sunday evening.

"I wouldn't say it was the longest [kiss] in history — I've seen some long ones — but it was not too bad," Father Paul Coleman, the Kidmans' family priest, told "Good Morning America."

"Above average, if you want to know the truth."

Much anticipated? By whom? Perhaps by Kidman, Urban and their wedding photograper. And apparently the (sigh) national media.

As a journalist, if this assignment and having to ask a priest this question doesn't destroy your morale, you're in the wrong business.